Sham Whoops

The Smoking Gun reports that the methed out version of Billy Mays was arrested in Miami last month after he got into a brawl with a hooker! It all started when Vince picked up the pussy peddler, Sasha Harris, at a night club. The two new lovebirds went back to his room at the Setai Hotel where Sasha told Vince it would cost him $1,000 to slap and chop her snatch. Vince agreed, and so the fun and games began. While they were making out, Vince told the police that Sasha bit down on his tongue and wouldn't let go. This caused Vince to punch her several times until she let go. Once Vince had his tongue back in his own mouth and was able to get away, he ran crying and screaming into the lobby.

The good part is that although Vince might have trouble trying to talk for awhile he could always use a soundboard that was created for him. Click here to check out a soundboard of Vince with all of his top phrases...classic.

Side Effects Of Collagen Lip Injections

As with any injection some common side effects are temporary redness and swelling at the injection site. These typically resolve within two to three days.

Most people can resume their normal activities within a few hours after the treatment such as spending your day trying hang on to your youth and convince yourself and others that your not a washed up soap star. (Note that this could also be taken as a pontential side effect as well but has yet to be scientifically proven.)

Do You Need Some Money?

Are you looking to make some extra cash this year? If so then I have the perfect plan for you.

All you need to do is follow these 4 easy steps...

1. Wait until the October time frame.

2. Research to find out the local bars in your area that are having cash giveaways/contests for the best Halloween costume.

3. Do whatever it takes to attend as many as you can.

4. Show up dressed as Slim Goodbody

If you know who he is you'll be instantly creeped out with old memories of a skinny guy with a fro and unitard singing about body parts.

For those of you that don't know it was a show (1985-1989) that promoted good eating and health on PBS. He is currently still alive and well.

I know what many of you are thinking...you'd love to wear the costume to a bar to win the money but just don't feel like you have the balls to do it.

Don't worry about that...look closely at his costume...you don't even need balls.

If any of you take my advice and actually do this I expect a 20% cut on any profits that you receive from winning costume contests.

I Found Something That Will Help Octomom

Since I'm tired of being frustrated knowing that my tax dollars go to people like Octomom, I figured I'd stop complaining and try to help. I found these...

The Original "Shout Out"

Admit it...you always anxiously awaited at the end of every Romper Room to hear your name called out.

Who Is More Dangerous To Women?

Jason Mesnick...

or an Ape?