The Women Won't Stop Staring

Don't you hate it when women wearing low cut shirts get upset with you for staring at their breasts?

Well now you can get women back by wearing these new jeans that just came out...

Don't Turn To God...Turn To Fashion

The home screen on my computer is MSN.com. When I logged into my computer yesterday I ended up seeing the below article...

So you are telling me that if a loved one dies or your significant other leaves you that fashion can pull you through it? Wow, I never knew fashion was that powerful!!!

What else can fashion do?

If I lose my job will fashion help pay my mortgage?

If I suffer with depression will fashion cheer me up?

What if I become impotent? Will fashion give me the lift that I need?

What if a 200lb chimp attacks me? Can fashion help save me?

I really don't know the answers to how vast and far reaching fashion can actually help but now I'm definitely curious.

If I suddenly find fashion would I be a "Born Again Fashionite"?

Could fashion be the next Scientology?

Look out L. Ron Hubbard...here comes fashion.

Ape Shit

"A pet chimpanzee has been shot dead by a police officer after mauling a woman visiting its owner. The 200lb ape, who had appeared on TV commercials such as Coca Cola and Old Navy, attacked the woman as she got out of her car."

This is another one of the many things to add to the list of what is wrong with the world today. If there were anything to take away from this story I'd say that there are 2 simple rules...

Rule #1: Don't ever have a 200lb ape as a pet.

Rule #2: If you decide to break rule #1 don't ever dress the ape up and put it in a commercial. Especially an Old Navy commercial.

I even find myself holding back from attacking someone after watching those annoying commercials.

Please enjoy the below commercial from the Super Bowl. It also contains a bunch of chimps that will most likely go Ape Shit in the future.

The Next New Thing

This is for everyone that loves to run out and buy the next new piece of shit before anyone else has it.

Even Superheroes Hate Work

I'm sure there are days that Superman would rather relax on the couch than go to work...

Even Batman would rather stay home once in awhile and have a drink over fighting the Joker.

...and we all know that Robin and Aquaman would rather be at a gay club than out fighting crime.

Everyone hates going to work. Superheros are no different than you and I.

To illustrate this is a clip in which they dubbed the movie Office Space into an episode of Super Friends.

PMS Buddy

"I'm going to go out after work with the boys."

"Sorry I missed dinner. I was stuck at the office."

"I can't wait for boys weekend."

"Yeah, I'll take another beer."

"Jessica Biel is so hot."

"Please don't talk to me. The game just started."

Have you ever wanted to make comments like these around your wife/girlfriend but never sure it was the right time. Well now there is something to help.

Welcome...

PMS Buddy is an actual on line website that lets you plug in your wife/girlfriend's monthly cycle. It will actually email you on the dates that you should watch out for PMS. It has alert levels and an Overall Threat Index to make you prepared for what is about to come.

Besides beer, Playboy, football, and blow jobs...this might be the best thing ever created for men.

If you want to check out the actual website for more info. click here.

Christian Bale Vs. Bill O'Reilly

Most of you have heard Christian Bale's current rampage during the filming of Terminator 4.

Imagine if Christian Bale and Bill O'Reilly were working on the same set.


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Bring Out Your Dead

DTV is coming...Bring out your dead!!!

The cable companies are forcing customers that have an old antenna TV to get a converter or get rid of their old TV and buy a new one. Since most of these people are elderly I've offered to travel to everyone in my area and pick up their old TV since I feel bad for them.

For more on this topic feel free to click here.