Showing posts with label Fashion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fashion. Show all posts

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Don't Turn To God...Turn To Fashion

The home screen on my computer is MSN.com. When I logged into my computer yesterday I ended up seeing the below article...


So you are telling me that if a loved one dies or your significant other leaves you that fashion can pull you through it? Wow, I never knew fashion was that powerful!!!

What else can fashion do?

If I lose my job will fashion help pay my mortgage?

If I suffer with depression will fashion cheer me up?

What if I become impotent? Will fashion give me the lift that I need?

What if a 200lb chimp attacks me? Can fashion help save me?

I really don't know the answers to how vast and far reaching fashion can actually help but now I'm definitely curious.

If I suddenly find fashion would I be a "Born Again Fashionite"?

Could fashion be the next Scientology?

Look out L. Ron Hubbard...here comes fashion.