Do You Need Some Money?

Are you looking to make some extra cash this year? If so then I have the perfect plan for you.

All you need to do is follow these 4 easy steps...

1. Wait until the October time frame.

2. Research to find out the local bars in your area that are having cash giveaways/contests for the best Halloween costume.

3. Do whatever it takes to attend as many as you can.

4. Show up dressed as Slim Goodbody

If you know who he is you'll be instantly creeped out with old memories of a skinny guy with a fro and unitard singing about body parts.

For those of you that don't know it was a show (1985-1989) that promoted good eating and health on PBS. He is currently still alive and well.

I know what many of you are thinking...you'd love to wear the costume to a bar to win the money but just don't feel like you have the balls to do it.

Don't worry about that...look closely at his costume...you don't even need balls.

If any of you take my advice and actually do this I expect a 20% cut on any profits that you receive from winning costume contests.

Super Unitards

Thinking back to when I was a kid I always thought how cool it would be to fly like Superman, run like The Flash, and swing from building to building like Spider-Man.

At an older age when trying to dress as a Superhero for a costume party I appreciated Superheros for another reason...they looked a lot better in a unitard than I did.

It also made me think...why do most Superheros where unitards for an outfit? It's definitely not a very manly costume to fight crime in. To this day I won't sleep naked in case someone breaks into my house late at night since I wouldn't want to fight someone naked.

I give Superheros credit since besides a cape and a belt they are basically fighting in a uniform that is mainly worn by young girls once a year at a dance recital.

Enjoy the below clip. Also click here for another Superhero that I definitely wouldn't want to fight naked.

Just Say No...To Camel Toe

And I thought my 70's costume I wore this past weekend was funny...

Talk about going all out to get a laugh.