Farts Are Always Funny

What is it about farts that are always funny?

• Is it the noise that is made?



• Is it the awful smell?



• Is it seeing others reactions to it?
  

I have read funny articles, I've seen funny comedians, I have watched funny shows/movies, and I have a lot of funny friends but nothing will get more of a consistent laugh each and every time than a fart does.

I'm 32 years old and when I join conference calls at work it asks you to record your voice. Most of the time I record a fart noise so when I enter the conference call others hear, "BBBFFFFRRRR has joined the conference". Each and every time time I do it I get a huge laugh. These are professional adults that still crack up after hearing a fart noise.

Farts could have a lot of power to change things in this world and make the world a lot happier. It would be a great stress reliever in tense situations. I know it would help me with bad news. Someone could tell me just about any terrible thing and if they ended with a fart I'd have to laugh.

"Mike, Global Warming has sped up and will destroy the Earth in 2 years...BBBFFFFRRRR"

"Mike, Steph has been sleeping with the UPS man...BBBFFFFRRRR"

"Mike, you've been diagnosed with a rare disease in which you will have a permanent erection but will never have any feeling in your penis...BBBFFFFRRRR"


The reason I decided to spend so much time thinking and writing a post about farts is due to my nephews. They asked me to pull up a funny clip on You Tube that I posted below. I didn't expect myself to laugh but I found myself laughing harder than a 6 and 7 year old.

...once again it proves my point that no matter when or at what age you hear a fart it is always funny.

Next Blog>>

Not sure if others of you have done what I have before but sometimes I'll click on the "Next Blog>>" icon at the top of the page.

When doing this you get to see other blogs, get ideas, etc. Some people use it for family photos, showing off art/pictures, or use it for random thoughts.

Most of the time I've quickly looked through and never really stopped on one to examine it...until I saw this...

I know this question might come across as cruel but I swear I'm really not sure...is that a man or a woman?

After seeing this I will never click on the "Next Blog>>" icon again.

I believe the Blog is in Spanish so if you can read it better than my Spanish 1 skills by all means leave a comment on whether this is a man or a woman.

Click here to go to the blog.

Triple Nipple

For those that were at Hampton Beach this weekend you'll know why I was inspired to learn more about Triple Nipples. For those that weren't there I played a Triple Nipple song on the guitar. It turned into hours of drunken enjoyment and sing alongs.

Since I could not get the stupid song out of my head for two days I decided that I needed to know more about Triple Nipples if I was going to continue to sing a song about it.

After searching on the Internet I found a few things:

-1 in 18 people have a Triple Nipple. I send my blog updates to more than 18 people so that means someone reading this right now has one...fess up.

-There is an actual beer called Triple Nipple. Not really but still a creative beer logo.

-There is a joke website dedicated to Triple Nipples. The website is: http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~wenz/mainpage.html


In all my research the only thing that would be better than seeing a Triple Nipple would be a Triple Boob...

For anyone reading this that has a Triple Nipple please feel free to add a comment or picture.

The Best of What's Around

As the first post to my blog I figured I'd start off by addressing the title of my blog. On second thought, if you don't know why I chose this title than you probably don't know me that well.

For those that don't know off the top of your head take a few moments to figure it out. If within an hour you cannot figure out please stop reading this since I'm not that deep of a person.

All those that were able to figure out why I chose this title lets continue with the blog and make The Best of What's Around...

(Picture that last sentence as an intro to some cheesy reality show that I'm hosting with overly dramatic music playing in the background, the camera is overhead and cuts away quickly as I spin in a circle, and then immediately cuts to a commercial.)