Sunday, September 28, 2008

Great Catch

Watch this catch. Besides Tyree's, this is honestly one of the best catches I've ever seen. The anchor really isn't exaggerating.


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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Ranch, Light Ranch, or Licked Ranch

While we're on the subject...how about those salad bars?


Don't even get me started on how much buffet/salad bars freak me out in terms of germs.



I once was at a Bonanza which had a large buffet. As I sat eating my dinner I watched everyone go up and grab their food. This one man who appeared to be a bit slow decided that he would like some Ranch Dressing on his salad. After he was done pouring the dressing he decided the best thing to do would be to lick the entire ladle he used to pour the dressing and then proceed to put it right back in the tub of Ranch dressing.


Now most of your are thinking what type of person would do that?

That is gross and awful...but before passing judgement on the slow person you might want to remember that I actually saw it happen. I then watched at least 3 more people dive in and pour Ranch dressing on their salads with the same licked over ladle before telling someone.



Hey...I was only about 9 at the time and thought it was more funny than gross.

Enjoy the attached clip for a great prank call from a Stern staffer to a woman that works at a buffet. Hysterical.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Bonehead (bōn'hĕd')

Bonehead (bōn'hĕd'):

n. Informal.
A stupid person; a dunce.

Meaning #1: these words are used to express a low opinion of someone's intelligence Synonyms: dunce, dunderhead, numskull, blockhead, lunkhead, hammerhead, knucklehead, loggerhead, muttonhead, shithead, fuckhead

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Screw, Marry, Kill

The following three women would make one of the hardest games of Screw, Marry, Kill ever.