Sleepover With Bubbles

I know what many of you have been thinking this week. Although one of the greatest music stars of all time passed away you really are upset wondering; "What happened to Bubbles?"




Don't worry, Bubbles is still alive. He is currently 26 years old and living at a Center For Great Apes in Florida. He is doing well but it does look like he took some tips from MJ.

Similar to MJ allowing people to "sleep over" at Neverland Ranch, the location where Bubbles is currently located allows persons that donate a certain amount of money to actually "schedule an overnight stay".

Per the Center For Great Apes website, a person "contributing at the Founder’s Club level ($10,000 and above) may schedule an overnight stay in one of our guest cabins."

I predict in less than 3 years Bubbles will be accused of child molestation allowing children to sleep in his bed as well as giving the children wine which he refers to as Jesus Juice.

**A Special Message to Bubbles: Bubbles...if you're out there reading this take a look at the Man In the Mirror and say to yourself, "I'm gonna make a change for once in my life."

Learn from Michael's mistakes...don't let anyone sleep over.**

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Lets Build a Death Star

I stumbled across an article on Gizmodo that actually calculated the cost of what it would take to build a Death Star.


The total cost for a "no frills" Death Star would be $15.6 septillion and 94 cents. That is 1.4 Trillion Times the current US debt.

I really think we should put the money that we've borrowed from China towards building one. Use it as the start of a down payment so we can get this project going.

That way if China continues to become the powerhouse that we are all worried about and at some point demands us to start paying back the money we can simply say...

"We're not paying shit. You can go take your plastic toys and shove them up your ass. We've got a Death Star now...Bee-ach. That's right China...I said Bee-ach."