If they don't decide to change the name of the product they should at least change the commercial to what the true benefits of this would be...
Revised Commercial:
Hey girls, are you sick of it taking so long to jerk off your husband/boyfriend? Well we have your answer. Start training with the new Shake Weight. We've found on a study of more than 300 women that they cut down the average time it took to get their loved one off from 3.4 minutes to 15 seconds flat.
Lets listen to what Debbie has to say...
Debbie:"The Shake Weight changed my life. Being married to an alcoholic with liquor dick has been a living hell for me until I found Shake Weight. Now instead of taking 27 minutes to jerk him off I'm done in less than 2 minutes. Thank you Shake Weight!!!"