The Smoking Gun reports that the methed out version of Billy Mays was arrested in Miami last month after he got into a brawl with a hooker! It all started when Vince picked up the pussy peddler, Sasha Harris, at a night club. The two new lovebirds went back to his room at the Setai Hotel where Sasha told Vince it would cost him $1,000 to slap and chop her snatch. Vince agreed, and so the fun and games began. While they were making out, Vince told the police that Sasha bit down on his tongue and wouldn't let go. This caused Vince to punch her several times until she let go. Once Vince had his tongue back in his own mouth and was able to get away, he ran crying and screaming into the lobby.
The good part is that although Vince might have trouble trying to talk for awhile he could always use a soundboard that was created for him. Click here to check out a soundboard of Vince with all of his top phrases...classic.
Men should take note that if you ever come home thinking that you're going to get lucky and you see your wife/girlfriend wearing the Snuggie...you are shit out of luck. You'll have better luck just playing with yourself with the Sham Wow.
Men should also be aware that if they find themselves wearing one and start to panic since they can't find their balls under the Snuggie...don't worry...your balls aren't there anymore so you can stop looking.
