All you need to do is follow these 4 easy steps...
1. Wait until the October time frame.
2. Research to find out the local bars in your area that are having cash giveaways/contests for the best Halloween costume.
3. Do whatever it takes to attend as many as you can.
4. Show up dressed as Slim Goodbody
If you know who he is you'll be instantly creeped out with old memories of a skinny guy with a fro and unitard singing about body parts.
For those of you that don't know it was a show (1985-1989) that promoted good eating and health on PBS. He is currently still alive and well.
I know what many of you are thinking...you'd love to wear the costume to a bar to win the money but just don't feel like you have the balls to do it.
Don't worry about that...look closely at his costume...you don't even need balls.
If any of you take my advice and actually do this I expect a 20% cut on any profits that you receive from winning costume contests.
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