Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Auto-Tune Pizza
The below clip is someone from the Stern show calling a pizza place using Auto-Tune. I've listened to this numerous times and I still crack up every time I hear it.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
11 Bars Of Christmas???
"A three-alarm fire ripped through the Hong Kong bar in Faneuil Hall on Thursday night.
About a half dozen people were inside at about 9 p.m. when the fire broke out.
Click here to watch the video of the Hong Kong burning. Lets all have a moment of silence while you watch the video. I do have to warn everyone that this video is highly emotional so please use discretion when viewing. I don't want to be responsible for anyone going into a deep depression.
Friday, January 22, 2010
Holiday Inn My Bed
"At the Holiday Inn in the UK guests who don’t want to hop into a cold bed at one English hotel now have a novel way to warm up: by enlisting a staff member to do it for them.
The Holiday Inn's Kensington, London, location will offer a free five-minute “human bed warming” service throughout next week.
So what does a human bed warmer do? A hotel staffer, dressed from head-to-toe in a white, fleecy getup that looks like a cross between a footed pajama set and a snowsuit, will get into your bed upon request and move around, generating some heat between those chilly sheets."
Staff Members will drool on your pillow
Staff Members will give you a dutch oven
Staff Members will snore next to you all night
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
The Next Mythbuster
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Sunday Night Footboob
The big thing for both topics has been everyone debating over statistics. One group will bring up certain numbers and then another group will present a whole different set of numbers. At this point in the week I'm so confused but have tried to put things together.
Monday, November 9, 2009
Fresh Balls
Frank Brooks invented Fresh Balls for one reason ….. well … actually two. He, along with millions of other men, suffer from sweaty testicles.
Mr. Brooks, and his team of chemists, created this cream, called Fresh Balls, to ease this embarrassing problem.
Fresh Balls is the first and only antiperspirant for your boys… It’s Aluminum Free, Paraben Free and Talc Free. It contains Oatmeal as an anti-irritant and Tea Tree Oil – so it’s anti-bacterial as well.
In other words, it’s perfect for your skin.
Fresh Balls is an easy to apply cream, so it won’t clump on your skin or leave a powdery residue on your pants.
Check out their video and website by clicking here or you can also see the video from their website below.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Fleggaard – Lige over Grænsen
Is This the Best TV Commercial Ever? Fleggaard Controversial - The most amazing videos are a click away
The text on the sky says “Dish Washer – Only 4999″.
And the text in the end says “Fleggaard – Lige over Grænsen” which means “Fleggaard – Just over the edge”.
Grænse also has the meaning “border”, and Fleggaard is a German company selling lots of stuff cheap (or so they say) in Denmark. Hence “just over the border”.
Also, to ensure that I clarify everything in this commercial...yes, these are naked women that are skydiving. No translation will be needed for that part of the commercial.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Intern Google Search
Thursday, September 3, 2009
What Did I Miss?
The website will tell you the best times during a movie to go to the bathroom. It also has an app. for iPhones. During a movie it will buzz your phone a minute in advance of the best pee break time. It will also give you a synopsis of what you are missing.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Burquinis
If you'd like to see more on Burquinis click here.
Saturday, August 1, 2009
The Shake Weight or the Hand Job Handle?
Hilarious Shake Weight Exercise for Women - Watch more Funny Videos
Should they really call this the Shake Weight?
If they don't decide to change the name of the product they should at least change the commercial to what the true benefits of this would be...
Revised Commercial:
Hey girls, are you sick of it taking so long to jerk off your husband/boyfriend? Well we have your answer. Start training with the new Shake Weight.
We've found on a study of more than 300 women that they cut down the average time it took to get their loved one off from 3.4 minutes to 15 seconds flat.
Lets listen to what Debbie has to say...
Debbie: "The Shake Weight changed my life. Being married to an alcoholic with liquor dick has been a living hell for me until I found Shake Weight. Now instead of taking 27 minutes to jerk him off I'm done in less than 2 minutes. Thank you Shake Weight!!!"
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Australia's Got Talent
I Suppose Australia Has Talent - Watch more free videos
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Cashing In On Michael
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Sleepover With Bubbles
Don't worry, Bubbles is still alive. He is currently 26 years old and living at a Center For Great Apes in Florida. He is doing well but it does look like he took some tips from MJ.
Similar to MJ allowing people to "sleep over" at Neverland Ranch, the location where Bubbles is currently located allows persons that donate a certain amount of money to actually "schedule an overnight stay".
Per the Center For Great Apes website, a person "contributing at the Founder’s Club level ($10,000 and above) may schedule an overnight stay in one of our guest cabins."
I predict in less than 3 years Bubbles will be accused of child molestation allowing children to sleep in his bed as well as giving the children wine which he refers to as Jesus Juice.
**A Special Message to Bubbles: Bubbles...if you're out there reading this take a look at the Man In the Mirror and say to yourself, "I'm gonna make a change for once in my life."
Learn from Michael's mistakes...don't let anyone sleep over.**
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Lets Build a Death Star
The total cost for a "no frills" Death Star would be $15.6 septillion and 94 cents. That is 1.4 Trillion Times the current US debt.
I really think we should put the money that we've borrowed from China towards building one. Use it as the start of a down payment so we can get this project going.
That way if China continues to become the powerhouse that we are all worried about and at some point demands us to start paying back the money we can simply say...
"We're not paying shit. You can go take your plastic toys and shove them up your ass. We've got a Death Star now...Bee-ach. That's right China...I said Bee-ach."
Monday, May 11, 2009
Comments
Most of the comments are from people that I know but I have received some from random people that end up discovering my blog.
I normally won't comment on a comment but couldn't believe that I actually received a positive comment from someone for my Lunapad and DivaCup post.
The comment to the post was:
ekodiva said...
i'm a woman and i totally understand being happy about not having to deal with luna pads or diva cup. but... if ya' gotta deal... the diva cup is awesome! washing it out really isn't bad at all, and it's totally comfortable. recommend it to all your girlfriends! they'll love you even more! :)
February 16, 2009 1:49 AM
If anything I'd figured I'd get a positive comment about a blanket with arms in it vs. a post about re-usable menstrual pads. Go figure.
I guess the only thing that would top a positive comment about Lunapads would be a comment on my Triple Nipple post from someone admitting they have one.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Gilly
For those of you that don't watch Saturday Night Live these days you're not missing much. Although they haven't been that great I did see a skit that I had to share. It's the "Gilly" skit.
It will take a couple times of watching it to find it funny.
Watch it a few times and if you still don't find it funny have a few drinks with friends and continue to say "Gilly" in a deep voice about 100 times in a row and have your friend say "Sorry".
I promise you by about the 43rd time you'll be pissing your pants and won't be able to stop saying it the rest of the night.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Swine Flu 70's Style
Thursday, April 23, 2009
The Bret Michaels School
The below is multiple pictures of a girl that obviously went to the same school of "How To Pose For A Picture" as Bret Michaels. Enjoy the randomly dubbed Indiana Jones soundtrack over the pictures of a hot girl looking like an idiot.
Chick Makes Same Dumb Face in Every Pic - Watch more Funny Videos
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
"Girls Are So Lucky They Can Pee Standing Up"
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Sham Whoops
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Side Effects Of Collagen Lip Injections
As with any injection some common side effects are temporary redness and swelling at the injection site. These typically resolve within two to three days.
Most people can resume their normal activities within a few hours after the treatment such as spending your day trying hang on to your youth and convince yourself and others that your not a washed up soap star. (Note that this could also be taken as a pontential side effect as well but has yet to be scientifically proven.)
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Do You Need Some Money?
All you need to do is follow these 4 easy steps...
1. Wait until the October time frame.
2. Research to find out the local bars in your area that are having cash giveaways/contests for the best Halloween costume.
3. Do whatever it takes to attend as many as you can.
4. Show up dressed as Slim Goodbody
If you know who he is you'll be instantly creeped out with old memories of a skinny guy with a fro and unitard singing about body parts.
For those of you that don't know it was a show (1985-1989) that promoted good eating and health on PBS. He is currently still alive and well.
I know what many of you are thinking...you'd love to wear the costume to a bar to win the money but just don't feel like you have the balls to do it.
Don't worry about that...look closely at his costume...you don't even need balls.
If any of you take my advice and actually do this I expect a 20% cut on any profits that you receive from winning costume contests.