There Is Someone For Everyone

My father has always said, "there is someone for everyone". It is so true.

No More Partying Like A Rock Star

I always used to think that partying like a rock star was the ultimate in partying. You always hear bands that get in fights during a concert, jump off the stage, forget the words to songs, trash hotel rooms, bite the heads off bats, etc.

Do you really think bands today like the Jonas Brothers, Maroon Five, and Fall Out Boy are really partying like the rock stars of old?

Since there are no true rock bands that are bad ass enough to party like rock stars I'm going to say that I'm partying like a R&B Star from now on.

Jodeci, who is a washed up R&B group, decided to have a reunion show. Here is a list of the many things that went wrong during this recent show:

• Only two of the original members (K-Ci and Jo-Jo) actually showed up and performed at the concert.
  
• Jo-Jo barely made it through the concert since he was messed up on something (alcohol, drugs, etc.)
  
• Jo-Jo completely passes out during the encore on stage while his brother continues to sing to a back track.
  
• A security guard who you think will walk on stage and pick him up only picks up his microphone and keeps walking.
  
• While his brother is still lying on the ground K-Ci shouts to the crowd, "Guys, give it up for Jo-Jo."

See the clip below. It is classic.

So the next time someone asks you how hard you partied the night before, make sure to tell them you Partied Like a R&B Star!!!

Send Me An Angel

I just heard this song today in the car and I can't help but think of the movie "Rad" every time I hear it.

For those that have never seen this movie you are missing what might be the greatest movie of all time. Check it out.



Where else can you find Uncle Jessie's girlfriend before Full House, rad bike moves from 80's pro-freestyle bikers, bad guys dressed in 80's gear that look like they just got off the Starship Enterprise, and an obvious male stunt double for Uncle Jessie's girlfriend.

Watch this movie if you never have and I promise you whenever you here Send Me An Angel by Real Life again you will not be able to think of anything else besides this scene in the movie.

Star Wars: Episode X- The Pottery Barn Strikes Back

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

...I used to live in an apartment by myself. I was able to decorate however I wanted.

Then I moved in with my wife in which the entire decor had to be a Pottery Barn theme. I have to admit that I don't mind Pottery Barn decor but wasn't excited about it...until now.

They've come out with Pottery Barn Star Wars decor. Before I moved in with my wife she would have never let me keep Star Wars decorations around but now that Pottery Barn makes it I now have a shot.

...and yes, I know that this Pottery Barn decor is geared towards 6-8 year old boys but I figure I have two girls now and may never have a boy so need to convice my wife to let me decorate our room like below...

Leroi Moore 1961-2008

I was very sad to hear about Leroi Moore. I hadn't seen them in concert in about 6 years so I decided to get a ticket this year and see them by myself this past June. Very glad I did.

I was also very sad to see that an 8 gold medal winner wears his hat like a big dork.

I'm Calling About The Kenmore Dryer?

This is a great prank call. It is from a guy, Richard Christy, that works on the Howard Stern show. I've been meaning to post this for awhile.



You probably have to listen a couple times to get the true genius of this call. He ends up calling a woman that is selling a few different items.

Before he calls her he pre-records a bunch of different things to say to her on a sound board. As he talks he'll hit some of the pre-recorded phrases so he talks over himself....too hard to explain.

Just listen to it.

It is great.

You Don't Have To Drink To Have Fun

That is what the makers of a game called "Pong Toss" for the Nintendo Wii hope.

They couldn't call it "Beer Pong" so had to stick with "Pong Toss".

I really don't think this will ever beat playing the real thing. The only way this would be as good as the real thing is if you're able to share backwash with others, wash the balls after falling on the floor in a cup of water, and potentially end up puking in the corner after playing 10 games in a row.

I guess on a positive note you'll never end up waking up in bed the next morning with a massive headache and next to the girl you "thought" looked good after playing 27 games of Beer Pong.