This is for all you Joe Six Packs out there. I try to keep my opinions to myself but lately I find myself completely annoyed with so many things starting with the election...
The Candidates:
Never before have I ever been so involved or so informed in politics and the upcoming election. This year is a chance to wipe the slate clean and have the best nominees possible from both parties.
On one side you hear the mention of change. I'm all for change but change to what? It might not always be good.
For example if I currently pissed my pants I'd obviously say that I need a change of pants. If I end up changing into a pair of pants that I shit in the day before...that isn't such a great change.
Then on the other side you hear about being a Maverick and that they are going to change how things are done in Washington. I'm not sure I want to follow any Maverick's anymore. I used follow this Maverick and think this Maverick was cool...
...now he's just a crazy guy that jumps on Oprah's couch.
The Debate Questions:
Now lets discuss the debates. I honestly (not exaggerating) can almost recite word for word what each candidate will say to a question even before they begin to speak. They continue to repeat the same talking points and you never find out anything of substance.
One reason why you don't get any substance is due to the fact that they never answer a fucking question directly!!!
How hard is it? Granted the topics are different but I've been asked similar phrased questions all my life and always had a clear and direct answer...
Mom: "Mike, if you had to put 3 Star Wars figures in the priority in which you want them for your 5th Birthday with the first choice being your top priority...what would it be?
Mike: "Han Solo (Empire Strikes Back Outfit), Boba Fett, and R2D2."
...later in life...
Mom: "Mike, I feel bad that you had to "bailout" your dying car with most of the money you had saved up to go to college. I know the things you wanted to spend money on were books, clothes, calling cards, a hot plate, and beer. Since you don't have as much money due to your car "bailout", what areas do you feel you'll have to cut spending?"
Mike: "I think I'll have to cut all spending on everything except the beer."
The Debate Answers:
Whether you're voting for Obama or McCain I'm sure everyone has an opinion on Sarah Palin...but I have to admit...I like some of her answers better than all the other candidates.
Yes, she definitely does not answer questions directly but I don't even think she knows that she is doing it or what she is actually saying.
I'd rather watch a woman answer a question as is well if should be then we can and will do things and if maverick we don't it definitely is therefore...
....then have 3 other candidates that actually could give direct answers insult my intelligence by blatantly skirting around the question.
What can the candidates do?
I understand that you'll never get a straight answer in politics and some things can't be answered until you're actually in office but they should at least try to come up with specific things that they could have an answer to and maybe make them relate to Americans.
If they were going to relate to me and my concerns I'd like to learn from each of them the following...
Obama: Give me specifics on how to play basketball better. I've never been that good and always wanted to improve.
McCain: Teach me how to marry a millionaire like he did so I don't have to worry about my declining 401K.
Biden: Talk to me about the advantages of hair plugs over using Propecia or Rogaine since I'm starting to lose my hair.
Palin: Help me gather up all my Joe Six Pack friends so I can get drunk and forget about how frustrated I am with this election.