Getting Old

When did I start getting those wrinkles around my eyes?

When did I get my first gray hair?

When did I start having less hair on my head and more hair on my back?

When did I start farting everytime I pee?

When did I start watching 60 minutes and actually enjoy it?

All of these questions I do not have any answers for.

Too bad I wasn't like this guy. He ended up taking a picture of himself every day for 17 years. He sped up the pictures and put them into a 2 minute clip. Pretty crazy.


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Assdar

Most of you probably remember John Rocker as the outspoken pitcher who was projected to be the next great reliever in 1999, but he got into hot water in 2000 when he said he didn't like New York and riding on the subway with the "foreigns."

Not sure if others feel that same way but there are some people in this world that even before they open their mouth you know by looking at them that they are a complete asshole.

Not sure what you would call this?

I know if you are good at telling if someone is gay they call it having Gaydar. I guess this would mean that I have Assdar. If I had just met Rocker on the street, my Assdar would have been completely accurate in my assement of him being an asshole.


I would like you to perform your own test to see if you have the special abilities as I do of having Assdar. Take a look at the pictures below:

Without knowing who he is, if you could accurately look at him and say..."Wow, he looks like a real asshole!!!"...then you definitely have Assdar. You can then confirm that you are accurate by reading about the comments he's made in the past and checking out his website. (I do have to admit that I'm thinking about buying one of his T-shirts.)

For those of you that do not have Assdar, studies have shown that this is most likely due to the fact that YOU are actually an asshole. Sorry.

Renegade

The US secret service is reported to have assigned president-elect Barack Obama the code name 'Renegade'. Lorenzo Lamas stared in a TV series called 'Renegade'.

With this similarity I wanted to dig into this further and find out what else Lorenzo Lamas and Barack Obama have in common.

Obama- Born August 4, 1961
Lamas- Born January 20, 1958

Obama- Raised in Indonesia and Hawaii
Lamas- Raised in Pacific Palisades, California

Obama- During High School he used marijuana, cocaine, and alcohol but never got a unicorn tattoo.
Lamas- Has a tattoo of a woman riding a unicorn on upper back/shoulder. He has said it is a tribute to two of his father's favorite things (women and horses).

Obama- Graduate of Columbia College of Columbia University and Harvard Law School
Lamas- Graduated from Admiral Farragut Academy

Obama- Came from American and Kenyan decent.
Lamas- Mostly of South American heritage (father is Argentinian), but he is partially of Norwegian descent on his mother's side.

Obama- Plays Basketball
Lamas- Black belt of various martial arts: Karate, Kempo, Tae Kwon Do and Jujutsu.

At the end of all my research I found that it was a complete waste of time trying to find similarities. Besides that fact that their last names have 5 letters that is basically the ONLY thing they have in common.

If you're pissed at actually wasting 2 minutes to read this post think about the 30 minutes I spent trying to find something funny or common between them and then coming up with nothing.