Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Sham Whoops



The Smoking Gun reports that the methed out version of Billy Mays was arrested in Miami last month after he got into a brawl with a hooker! It all started when Vince picked up the pussy peddler, Sasha Harris, at a night club. The two new lovebirds went back to his room at the Setai Hotel where Sasha told Vince it would cost him $1,000 to slap and chop her snatch. Vince agreed, and so the fun and games began. While they were making out, Vince told the police that Sasha bit down on his tongue and wouldn't let go. This caused Vince to punch her several times until she let go. Once Vince had his tongue back in his own mouth and was able to get away, he ran crying and screaming into the lobby.

The good part is that although Vince might have trouble trying to talk for awhile he could always use a soundboard that was created for him. Click here to check out a soundboard of Vince with all of his top phrases...classic.

2 comments:

so'c said...

Was 'Sham Pow' your 2nd title option?

Dool said...

I'm sure I'll end up writing about him again so I'll save that title.

I was wondering that if during his mug shot he said, "are you following me camera guy?"