No More Partying Like A Rock Star

I always used to think that partying like a rock star was the ultimate in partying. You always hear bands that get in fights during a concert, jump off the stage, forget the words to songs, trash hotel rooms, bite the heads off bats, etc.

Do you really think bands today like the Jonas Brothers, Maroon Five, and Fall Out Boy are really partying like the rock stars of old?

Since there are no true rock bands that are bad ass enough to party like rock stars I'm going to say that I'm partying like a R&B Star from now on.

Jodeci, who is a washed up R&B group, decided to have a reunion show. Here is a list of the many things that went wrong during this recent show:

• Only two of the original members (K-Ci and Jo-Jo) actually showed up and performed at the concert.
  
• Jo-Jo barely made it through the concert since he was messed up on something (alcohol, drugs, etc.)
  
• Jo-Jo completely passes out during the encore on stage while his brother continues to sing to a back track.
  
• A security guard who you think will walk on stage and pick him up only picks up his microphone and keeps walking.
  
• While his brother is still lying on the ground K-Ci shouts to the crowd, "Guys, give it up for Jo-Jo."

See the clip below. It is classic.

So the next time someone asks you how hard you partied the night before, make sure to tell them you Partied Like a R&B Star!!!