"A pet chimpanzee has been shot dead by a police officer after mauling a woman visiting its owner. The 200lb ape, who had appeared on TV commercials such as Coca Cola and Old Navy, attacked the woman as she got out of her car."
This is another one of the many things to add to the list of what is wrong with the world today. If there were anything to take away from this story I'd say that there are 2 simple rules...
Rule #1: Don't ever have a 200lb ape as a pet.
Rule #2: If you decide to break rule #1 don't ever dress the ape up and put it in a commercial. Especially an Old Navy commercial.
I even find myself holding back from attacking someone after watching those annoying commercials.
Please enjoy the below commercial from the Super Bowl. It also contains a bunch of chimps that will most likely go Ape Shit in the future.
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In addition...never give a chimp a blow torch.
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