Can I Have A Water With Fecal Matter Please?

When did restaurants start assuming that everyone wants a lemon wedge when you order a water?

I can't go anywhere these days without ordering a water and having it come with a lemon wedge on the side of the glass. Each time I now must ask to have a water without lemon. It is very frustrating.

For those of you that say, "Screw you Mike, I like lemons with my water so stop complaining", you might want to think again and start ordering like I do.

See the clip below.